This is the script for AGK meets Traver. Written and created by Travrinity.
The characters in this film will be: Leopold, Traver, Noah, and Harold
Minor characters: Codsworth
The voice actors will be:
- Leopold as himself
- Traver as himself
- Noah as himself
- Bitter Strike! Cartoons as Codsworth
- Harold as himself
Enjoy reading it:
(Angry German Kid intro)
Leopold: Let's see here, x to the third power times the fifth power. *thinks* It's got to equal x to the fifteenth. Let's find out *solves math question* And is it right? *uses symbolab calculator* Yes it is. I have finished my homework. Now I'm off for a walk.
as Leopold went outside
Leopold: *walks down the sidewalk* *bumps into someone* Oh, sorry
???: Ah it's fine. I'm usually a bit clumsy when not paying attention. But yeah, that's fine with me *lowers map down* Wait a minute. *examines Leopold* Are you the one who goes by Leopold Slikk?
???: Oh my god. You are like, that Angry German Kid who smashes his keyboard!
Leopold: I don't know what you are talking about
???: Take a look *shows video on Samsung Galaxy S6*
Leopold: Wow. He must be an internet sensation
???: I know! And you are very popular these days.
Leopold: What do you mean?
???: Look around you. I have some people here doing a video.
Leopold: Well tell them to-...wait. Are you...
???: That's right Andreas, it is me, Travrinity
Traver: I am the one and holy guy who shows a deep respect with people on Youtube. And now that I'm here, I have for you a gift.
Leopold: I bet it's a wonderful one!
Traver: Whoa, calm down. Try to take it easy on this.
Leopold: Alright *takes present and opens it* What are these?
Traver: This right here is your very first gun: a Browning hi-power pistol. This takes 13 rounds and it's muzzle velocity goes at a whopping 335 miles per second. It's a true man's gun. And these right here are metal strips. I got these so you could make some damascus steel for that board-blade of yours that's equipped on you. Finally, a felt hat. *puts hat on Leopold* You'll look classy and handsome with that on.
Leopold: Thank you so much, Mr. Vincent! *hugs Traver*
Traver: Heh, no worries kid. Anyways, I have another friend that I want to see since a long time ago
at Noah's house
Mardek - The Inventor
Traver: *knocks on door*
Codsworth: *opens door* Ah, hello sir. Is there something you need?
Traver: I am here to see a friend
Codsworth: Oh, yes. Master Noah!
Noah: *walks in* What is it Codsworth?
Codsworth: You have a guest by your front porch
Noah: A guest? I have never had one since a long while ag- *short gasp* Wait a second. ......Traver?
Traver: Pleased to meet you Noah J Riegel
Noah: Dude! *hugs Traver*
Traver: I knew you would remember
Noah: *lets go* It's been two years since we've met. How was it?
Traver: It was fine. Learned how to blacksmith, dual-wield, and now I'm trying to learn more about Mixology.
Noah: That sounds up-to-the-minute!
Traver: Yeah. And you know what else is up-to-the-minute?
Traver: Those new sunglasses that you got! Now you don't look so geeky.
Noah: Heh heh, thanks. Come inside if you want. My robot butler is very friendly to guests.
Both: *sits down in chairs*
Codsworth: Mister Noah. Would you like something to drink?
Noah: I'll have some green tea please
Codsworth: And what about your guest
Traver: I'll take a cup of coffee
Codsworth: Alright then *leaves*
Traver: Make sure you add extra creamer in it. I like my coffee sweet. Oh, and make it a decaf.
Noah: That's quite rude of you to raise that tone
Noah: You could have said that right before he left
Traver: Sorry. But hey, after all, you're my colleague and we always work together as a profession.
Noah: That does sound true, considering we don't live in the same state
Codsworth: Here you go
Traver: *takes sip of coffee* Mmm. That's good decaf right there. Do you know what would hit the spot?
Traver: This *takes out a bottle of aged Tequila* Let's try some
Noah: Aren't you a bit minor to have that stuff
Traver: Nonsense! We're living in Germany. We can have alcohol without a parent at the age of 16 and older.
Noah: Has your father told you that?
Traver: Over at the beach, yes. *pours into shot glasses* Now on the count of three, we drink the whole glass and we must see how long you can endure it without salt and lime. Ready?
Both: *drinks Tequila down*
Traver: Whoo, that's strong stuff
Noah: Oh. That is nasty! *puts salt on tongue and squeezes lime in mouth*
Traver: I told you it would be that bad
Noah: Why would you even get this?!
Traver: I'm sorry dude, but you're in luck because I brought you some root beer
Noah: Oh boy! My favorite drink. Let me have one
Noah: But what?
Traver: You may choose only one. Here are the choices: A&W, IBC, MUG, and Barq's
Noah: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Mug
Traver: Good choice *hands over MUG root beer can*
Noah: Thanks *chugs drink down*
Traver: Slow down bud
Noah: Sorry, I can't control myself under the influence of this soda
Traver: That's fine. We all need to learn to resist our addictions.
Noah: Agreed. Hey, you want to see my other robots that I've made?
at the garage
Noah: Here it is. The ones that I have worked on since the past few months. Here is a turret, and right there is a mini loader, and right here is an assaultron.
Traver: What is she anyways?
Assaultron: I'm a woman, baby. Can't you tell?
Traver: Well, yeah. You just look similar to a woman, only you are made of metal.
Assaultron: Designation: Assaultron. Designed to provide a variety of security-related tasks to the modern man.
Traver: So you are called an assaultron
Assaultron: That's what my makers called me. But as far as I'm concerned, I'm a woman.
Traver: Oooookay then. Noah, is there any other robots you have made?
Noah: There is. My worst one is this CL4P-TP unit, but most people just call him Claptrap
Noah: It attempts to do dumb things and it even tampers with the stuff that I make
Claptrap: *types on computer*
Noah: See. Now I need to get another computer after that. *points gun at Claptrap and pulls the trigger*
Traver: You are an expert at these technologies that you build. Say, you want to head to the pub?
Noah: Well why not, we could
at the pub at 6:00 PM
Traver: Okay, I got a joke for you
Noah: Let's hear it
Traver: So a guy walks into a bar and sits at a table. He tells the waitress,"I'll have a Bloody Mary and a menu." When she returned with his drink, he asks "Still servin' breakfast here?" When she says yes, he replies "Then I'll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon ON END-well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee." Indignantly the waitress says, "We don't serve that kind of stuff here!" Guy says, "Funny...that's what I had in here yesterday"
Noah: I got another one for you
Traver: Go right ahead
Noah: So a woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Where'd you get the pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." He says, "I was talking to the duck."
Traver: Oh god *laughs* That was good. We both got great jokes here. Cheers to reunion
Both: *clings wine glasses and drinks away*
at 8:00 PM
Traver: That felt good
Noah: *drunk and slow* i tell you. that was the first time i have ever beemn tzhis tpisy
Traver: You should probably go home. Being that drunk can harm your body. And hey, someday, we will make our own team and build a fortress for it.
Noah: whatever you say *leaves*
Traver: I wonder how Leopold is doing
at Leopold's house
Leopold: I'm being honest here, I actually met that famous youtuber
Harold: If you did, then you would have went to California
Traver: *rings door bell*
Leopold: That must be him! *opens door*
Leopold: It is!
Harold: Woooooooooow! Pleased to meet you Travrinity!
Traver: It's nice to meet you Harold
Harold: He just knew my name! Yaaaaaaaaaa! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo. I am your biggest fan. Ja!
Traver: Thank you. You shall be blessed with God's light *shines a brilliant, illuminating light*
Leopold: How did you do that?
Traver: It was a gift from God. He chose me to be his acquaintance.
Leopold: Can you do that to me?
Traver: Why sure *shines on Leopold*
Leopold: Thank you very much
Traver: No problem. I am always here to help. Anyways, that's all I wanted to hear. See you guys in the next episode.
Traver: *closes door and leaves*
Harold: I guess you were telling the truth. Congratulations son. We'll take you somewhere fun someday.
Leopold: Thank you so much
Harold: But for now, it's late. Time for you to get some sleep.
Leopold: K *goes upstairs and walks to bedroom* *lies on bed* Best...day...ever
A message has been sent...
Leopold's carrying capacity has increased from 100 to 150.
And that's not all...
A new material recipe has been unlocked: Damascus
Wait...there's one more...
Leopold received his first gun. Though he's not trained to handle it, it still packs quite a big punch.