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This is the script for AGK meets Tailsko written and created by AGKandRockman2001.

The characters in this episode will be: Leopold, Harold, Leonard, Leonidas, Jake, Ronald, Kaeru, Wily, Tailsko, Issei, Fabrice, Steve, Jade, Ruby, Traver, Leon, Eric, Rias, Noah, Flora, Mary, Timothy, Rosemary, Felix, Tom, Milo, Emerald, Vanessa, Leorich, Raynare, M. Bison, Jaropolk, Mona.

Minor characters: Koneko, Beavis, Butt-Head, Sonic.exe

The voice actors will feature:

  • Leopold as himself
  • Harold as himself and Timothy Thompson
  • Leonard as himself and Felix Thompson
  • Leonidas as himself
  • Jake as himself
  • Ronald as himself
  • Connor Marini as Kaeru
  • Eric as himself
  • Leon as himself
  • RandomAccessBasx as Dr. Albert Wily
  • CrazyNelsonSisters as Rias Gremory & Koneko Toujou
  • Emily Mason as Millie "Tailsko" Prower, Jade the Rabbit, Ruby the Dragon, Flora Baggy, Emerald Miyamoto & Vanessa Knoxx
  • Noah as himself, Beavis & Butthead
  • PrinceStickFigure as Steve
  • Alstrador as Issei
  • Fabrice as himself & M. Bison
  • Travrinity as himself
  • Millie Chicago as Mary Slikk
  • Alyssa Mireles as Rosemary Prower & Milo
  • Reece Kendrick as Tom Thompson
  • SheyGrell as Sonic.exe
  • Leorich as himself
  • Pistacchieo as Raynare
  • Barry (Mr. Areku) as Jaropolk
  • ??? as Mona Simpson

Enjoy the script!

Part 1

AGKandRockman2001 Productions logo

The Angry German Kid Misadventures intro

Title Card

Kevin MacLeod - Two Together

Narattor: It all started a year ago... Leopold met a beautiful girl named Yuuma Amano.

???: *walks towards Leopold* Excuse me... You're Leopold Slikk from Mannheim University High School District, right? Or am I wrong?

Leopold: Huh? I guess you're right. (I don't remember seeing that girl in class.) So, is there anything I can help you with?

???: Maybe, I guess. I just wanted to ask you a question. Is there anyone out there?

Leopold: Jetzt? (Now?) Nein, only both of us.

???: That's wonderful.

Leopold: What do you want for me?

???: Well, since you're afraid of being single, do you think you'll go out with me?

Leopold: Huh? Go out with you?

???: I've been watching... You passed by here a lot and you seem so... I don't know. Gentle... And very handsome...

Leopold: (This can't be happening to me right now!)

???: You see... The thing is... I would like for you to be my boyfriend!

Narattor: They had a great day.

Yuuma: *eating ice cream*

Leopold: *drinking soda* *stares at Yuuma*

Yuuma: Are you alright?

Leopold: Huh? *snaps out* Sorry, what was that? Oh, ja! You know, I find you beautiful. I just wanna spend my life with you.

Yuuma: Me too, Leopold.

Leopold: *swallows fly* *cough*

Yuuma: Oh, take this!

Narattor: But the tide turned at night.

Leopold: Alright, who are you? And what do you want for me?

Raynare: Call me Raynare from now on. From what I've heard, you have good fighting skills with that keyboard of yours. I suggest you drop it before you try to harm me.

Leopold: Niemals!

Raynare: Very well, if you say so. *forms Light Spear*

Leopold: Oh scheisse. (Oh shit.)

Raynare: Game over, Leopold! *transpierces Leopold with Light Spear*

Leopold: Argh! *blood comes out of Leopold's chest* *screams in pain*

Raynare: Your blood looks so wonderful.

Leopold: *grunts in pain* Y-Yuuma. *coughs up blood* *collapses to the ground* *closes eyes*

Raynare: Oh, thanks again for the lovely date. It was fun. *flies away*

Leopold: Jemand... Bitte... Hilf mir... (Somebody... Please... Help me...)

Narattor: Now Leopold is being tormented by the Fallen Angel Raynare for the rest of his life. He could never get her out of his mind. Not his family, nor his friends could help him.

Leopold: *cries* I hope you're happy, Raynare. Now thanks to you, I'm scared of girls approaching me! If I ever see your ugly face again, I will break your fucking wings! *breathes*

Narattor: Leopold continued praying every night he wants someone that will make his pain go away. Until that day... His wish got granted.

Leopold: *sleeps*

Alarm clock beeps

Leopold: *gets up* *turns off alarm clock* *Marble Madness (Arcade) - Beginner Race* Another good day is about to begin! *brushes teeth* Ah! All clean! *eats breakfast*

Harold: I never saw you being so energetic today!

Leopold: I'm ready to study, dad! Unlike those for nothing brats who don't care about life!

Leonard: *laughs* Leopold is a nerd!

Harold: LEONARD! How many times did I tell you not to insult your brother?!

Leopold: Leonard can call me a nerd. It doesn't bother me.

Harold: Sorry if I yelled at you, Leonard.

Leonard: It's OK, dad. Just saying a compliment to Leopold.

Leopold: It's the school bus! *leaves*

Leonidas: Man, Leopold sure is excited about going to school!

Harold: Maybe Leopold finally decided to get a good future unlike his other clones.

Leopold: Hey there, dudes!

Jake: Hey Leopold! How are you doing?

Leopold: Like usual, ready to go to school.

Ronald: Damn, you're such a nerd.

Kaeru: Well, at least, he has the desire to study and to have a life. And with that, he can have a girl.

Leopold: Speaking of girl, I keep wishing to have a girlfriend.

Jake: I'm sure you will have one someday. Just remember to act like a gentleman.

Leopold: Let's hope I will have one.

School bus arrives

All: *get on bus*

At school

Wily: Good morning, class. Today, we will have a new student. And her name is Millie Prower.

Leopold: Millie Prower? I almost thought he said “Miles Prower”.

Jake: I know, right? I was thinking the same thing.

Wily: *clears throat* Man, when is she?

Koneko: This is getting boring. I'm outta here.

Leopold: *rises hand*

Wily: Yes, Leopold?

Leopold: Mind if I go find this student?

Wily: OK Leopold, but be quick! I have a class to teach.

Leopold: Vielen dank, Herr Wily! (Thank you, Mr. Wily!)

In the hallway

Leopold: Man, that will be impossible to find her. Maybe I should use my intelligence to find her. But I should hurry up though.

???: *leaves hiding spot* Hello? … No one's around. *walks through hallway*

Leopold: Man, she can be anywhere! *bumps into fox girl*

???: Oh sorry! I didn't see you coming!

Leopold: *gets up* *gasp*

Persona (PSP) - Maki

???: Huh? What's wrong? Is there something on me?

Leopold: *eyes turn into hearts* Not at all! *snaps out* Sorry, I'm always like that when I meet a girl.

???: That's OK. Boys are sometimes like that. Not all of them though. And what's your name?

Leopold: My name is Leopold Andreas Slikk. Und sie? (And you?)

Tailsko: My name's Millie Prower.

Leopold: Milly?

Tailsko: No, not Milly, the one who voiced Viser in High School DXD. It's Millie, but you can call me “Tailsko”. Everybody calls me that way.

Leopold: Tailsko. That's a charming name. Lovely. And your eyes. Why, your eyes are like sapphires sparkling so bright. They make the morning radiant and light.

Tailsko: *giggles* Oh, that was beautiful, Leopold. Very poetic.

Leopold: Why thank you. Nice to meet you, Tailsko. *shakes hands with Tailsko*

Tailsko: Nice to meet you too, Leopold. I heard lots of things about you.

Leopold: Well that's because I'm a legend in this town. So, you must be the new student of our class.

Tailsko: Yes, I am. I came from Los Angelas, North America.

Leopold: Das ist gud! (That's good!) I like helping new students! Ja! Even anthrofied animals like you!

Tailsko: Yeah, about that... I actually... don't want to go inside.

Leopold: WAS?! What do you mean by that?

Tailsko: Well, look at me. People kept bullying me because of my physical appearance.

Leopold: *looks at Tailsko's body* Ich glaube ihnen nicht. (I don't believe them.)

Tailsko: Huh?

Leopold: Those guys said nothing but lies!

Tailsko: What?

Leopold: Your parents always said you are beautiful. And I agree with them. Look at you, you have a very-well designed body. I don't know why people would mock you, you're wonderful!

Tailsko: Oh. *chuckles* Why thank you.

Leopold: *puts hand on Tailsko's heart* We may be different, but we're still humans no matter what. There are 3 students in 10th grade who are anthros as well, so I don't see why people should make fun of you.

Tailsko: *hugs Leopold* Thank you, Leopold.

Leopold: *touches Tailsko's fur*

Tailsko: *chuckles* Stop it, Leopold! That tickles when people do that!

Leopold: *pushes away from Tailsko* You feel better now?

Tailsko: Yes, I do.

Leopold: It'll be alright. I will be on your side when you'll introduce yourself to the class. *grabs Tailsko's hand* (I'm feeling a little different. I must be in love with Tailsko.)

Back in class

Wily: *teaching*

Leopold: *knocks at door*

Wily: About time! *opens door*

Leopold: Sorry Mr. Wily, but I had a talk with the new student.

Wily: That's OK, you both aren't late. Come in, please.

Leopold & Tailsko: *enter classroom*

Leopold: *clears throat* As Mr. Wily said, we have a new student joining our class today. *whispers in Tailsko's ear* Please introduce yourself to the class.

Tailsko: *clears throats* Good morning, everyone. My name is Millie Prower, but you can call me “Tailsko” if you want. I moved with my family to Mannheim after one of my siblings has been acting like a jerk.

Butt-Head: I have one question.

Wily: What is it, Butt-Head?

Butt-Head: Leopold, are you seriously going to kiss that foxy girl? Just look at her, man! She looks like a freak!

Beavis: Yeah! A freak, I tell ya!

Students laugh

Leopold: *rises hand* *Toy Story 3 - So Long* Do you realize what you've done by saying that? You want this poor girl to shoot herself. She already dealt with bullying in her past. Und... Und... I want to protect this girl. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world, there is room for everyone, and the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. *Mega Man X8 - Hunter Base (Wickedness)* You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don't hate! Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural! In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it is written that the kingdom of God is within man, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure! Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power! Let us all unite! Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security! By the promise of these things, Hitler has risen to power. But he lied! He did not fulfill that promise! He never did! Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. We had to wait until her father, Daviad Prower, let out a speech no one will ever forget. And his speech is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. And this one man was mostly important for one soul in this class, me, Leopold Slikk. Students! Don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance! Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness. Students, in the name of democracy, let us all unite!

Street Fighter 2 - Blanka Ending

Students applaude

Leopold: (I did it! I finally did it! I finally was able to dig it out! Yes!)

Tailsko: *hugs Leopold*

Wily: I can't believe how wonderful that speech was!

Jake: I can't, either.

Leon: Moved me to tears.

Wily: Alright, let's calm down. Leopold, you may go back to your seat. As for you Millie, you can sit next to Leopold.

Tailsko: Thanks. *seats next to Leopold*

Wily: *clears throat* Now you see, my students, Leopold showed us that Daviad Prower is an important political person who, like Martin Luther King Jr., made us understand that we shoulld live like brothers. Anyway, let's get back to what we were doing. *goes back teaching*

Tailsko: Psst. Leopold.

Leopold: Was?

Tailsko: Thank you for defending me. What would have happened if you weren't there for me?

Leopold: Es war eine Ehre, Ihnen zu helfen. (It was an honor to help you.)

Tailsko: Also, Daviad isn't my father. He's my maternal grandfather.

Leopold: Oops.

Tailsko: That's alright. You probably didn't know that. Oh. And also, nice video of yours. I laughed when Leopold's dad threw the bucket of ice in your faces. *chuckles*

Leopold: Aw yeah, that was funny!

Jake: That was a great part!

During recess

school bell rings

Leopold: Tailsko, I would like to introduce you my friends.

Tailsko: Konichiwa!

Jake: *blushes* Your voice makes me speechless. *snaps out* Gueten tag, Tailsko. I'm Jake Randolf, Leopold's best buddy. Mind if someday, I make you try my laser rifle?

Tailsko: Oh sure, why not?

Ronald: Buenos dias, chica. Me llamo Ronald Ramirez. No estoy tratando de ser malo para tu, pero un poco miro raro para mí. (Hey, girl. I'm Ronald Ramirez. I'm not trying to be mean to you, but you kinda look weird to me.)

Tailsko: It's OK, Ronald. After all, you aren't gonna take my clothes off, right?

Ronald: No realmente. (Not really.) All because of that jerk.

Issei: Hey! Don't talk to me like that! *looks at Tailsko* Oh! H-Hey there, Tailsko. I'm Issei Hyoudou. It sounds weird to you, but even though I'm in high school, I'm friends with Leopold.

Kaeru: Konichiwa. My name's Kaeru “Arata” Otoko. Pleased to meet you, Tailsko-san.

Tailsko: *blushes*

Fabrice: Bonjour, charmante demoiselle. Je suis Fabrice Laroche, l'homme en pierre. (Hello, pretty lady. I'm Fabrice laroche, the Rock Man.)

Tailsko: Rock Man? That's kinda nice, I think.

Fabrice: Aw, please. I'm as strong as a rock.

Traver: I'm Traver Vincent, pleased to meet you.

Tailsko: I remember you two playing Google Feud. You guys were so silly. *chuckles*

Traver: Why thank you, Tailsko. It was the point of the game after all, laughing.

Steve: Hey there, gal. The name's Steve. Not Steve from Minecraft, but Steve the Cat.

Jade: Call me Jade. I'm Fabrice's girlfriend and consciousness.

Ruby: And I'm Ruby, her best friend. And when bad boys are around, they'll end up fired.

Leon: Sup, gal? My name's Leon Smallwood.

Tailsko: I remember you, you're just like Leopold.

Leon: Yeah. Because Joey Slikk's parents didn't like Leopold, so they forced him to cancel his AGK series. Darn it, why do parents think Leopold gives brain cancer to their kids, when he doesn't!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Tailsko: My parents are fine with that, since I had a brother of mine who was as worst as him.

Leon: O_O Oh. I didn't expect your parents to like Leopold.

Eric: Oh hello there. I'm Eric Smith, the british nerd. Nice to meet you.

Tailsko: Wow Leopold! You sure have a lot of friends!

Leopold: Why thank you.

Jake: There are also some friends that aren't at school. Mainly because they have gratuated.

Tailsko: I can understand that.

Traver: Most of us understand that, wheter we're humans or animals, we need to love each other. Being against Daviad means we are on Hitler's side.

Tailsko: I somehow knew Leopold was a true hero deep down. So, uh, what's our next class?

Kaeru: We'll have english class with Ms. Roger.

Ronald: Let's go because Diknoz suspends us for a stupid reason.

Leopold: Mind if we can the elevator? Because our classroom is at the 3rd floor.

Tailsko: Woah, it must be so high. OK, I'll take the elevator with you.

Leopold: Then let's go there.

After school

school bell rings

Leopold: Ah! Finally! The week-end! (x5)

Tailsko: Yeah, I agree. Maybe we can spend some time together.

Leopold: That would be amazing! *bumps into Rias*

Rias: Huh? *turns around* Oh, Leopold. It's you.

Leopold: Sorry if I bumped into you.

Rias: It's OK, Leopold. I know you didn't mean to. *looks at Tailsko* *High School DXD - For me... Live on*

Tailsko: *smiles nervously* Uh... Hello.

Rias: Don't worry, young lady. I, Rias Gremory, won't cause you any harm.

Leopold: This is a new student of mine, Millie “Tailsko” Prower.

Rias: That is an interesting name you have.

Tailsko: Thanks, Rias.

Rias: *giggles* No problem. I'm sure you two will make a great couple someday. See you later.

Leopold & Tailsko: Bye! *leave*

(In the streets) Leopold & Tailsko: *walking*

Noah: Hey there, Leopold!

Leopold: Yo, Noah! How are you doing?

Noah: I'm going to see Captain America: Civil War at the movies. Do you want to- … Who the hell is this chick, Leopold?

Leopold: Noah, I would like to introduce you Tailsko.

Tailsko: Hi there! Aren’t you Atarster?

Noah: Uhhh... Yes, I am. And it’s a pleasure to meet you, Prower Girl. Also, you're more beautiful than Sailor Moon. I would say that Raynare is uglier than Serena.

Tailsko: *blushes*

Noah: Uh, aren't you offended by the fact that I hate Sailor Moon?

Tailsko: No, not at all. I understand you. People have opinions, and we should respect those. Unlike those GoFags.

Noah: W-Wow. I'm totally impressed. *blushes* I don't know what to say right now.

Leopold: Don't worry, Noah. It's OK. At least, she knows better than them.

Noah: Yeah. Well, have a nice day, lovebirds.

Leopold & Tailsko: See you later, Noah! *leave*

Noah: (Strange. She does remind me of Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog. Did he try to turn into a girl or something?)

(At the park) Leopold & Tailsko: *walking*

Flora: *swinging on a branche*

Tailsko: What was that?

Leopold: Oh that?

Flora: Hey Leopold! Nice to see you again!

Leopold: Hey there, Flora!

Flora: So, what brings you two here?

Leopold: I want to introduce this beautiful girl I met at school.

Tailsko: A tigress?

Leopold: Don't be afraid, she isn't gonna eat you unlike Ren from Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon.

Tailsko: Phew. That's better.

Flora: Another anthrofied animal?

Tailsko: Uh... Yes... You can say that.

Flora: Glad to meet you, Tailsko. I'm Flora Baggy. *shakes hands with Tailsko*

Tailsko: Wait, how did you know your name?

Flora: I just heard you two talking in the school hallway. I heard your name, and it sounded. I don't know. Nice.

Tailsko: Why thank you, Flora.

Flora: Oooh. Nice pair of tails. I have never seen a person with two tails before.

Leopold: I just met Tailsko at school, and she was as cute as you, let me ya!

Tailsko: And we're both in the same class.

Flora: Wow, that must be awesome! I bet both of you like to talk to each other during class.

Tailsko: Aw please. Well, we better get going. My parents are always worried.

Leopold: See you, Flora!

Flora: See you later, lovebirds!

(At Leopold’s house) Leopold: So, here's my house.

Tailsko: Looks nice.

Leopold: How about yours?

Tailsko: Simple, Leopold. My house is right in front of yours.

Leopold: This is awesome!

Tailsko: Yeah, I know. That means if I’m sick, then you can give me the homework by paper airplane. Same thing if you’re sick.

Leopold: Oh ja! Well, looks like I have to go home.

Tailsko: OK. See you later!

Leopold: OK. *goes inside his house* Hey dad!

Harold: Well hello son, how was school?

Leopold: Good. I have some good news to tell you.

Harold: I wonder what it will be about.

Leopold: After one whole boring year, I finally got a girlfriend!

Ren & Stimpy - Dramatic Impact 5

Harold: *screams* Leopold, that is unbelievable! Oh my god everyone come here, my heart is about to explode!

Leonard & Leonidas: *arrive to the scene*

Harold: Ok everyone, listen to Leopold. The reveal is extremely shocking!

Leopold: I got my first girlfriend ever!

Leonard & Leonidas: *scream*

Harold: Yes that's right! Leopold got a girlfriend for the first time in his life! I'm so proud of you, son! For this, we get to visit her family.

Leopold: *breathes heavily* YEAH!!! Thanks a lot!

Leonard: Wait! Can you tell us her name?

Leopold: Tailsko.

Leonard: Was?

Leopold: Are you deaf or something? I said that her name is Tailsko!

Leonard: Sorry brother. I thought you said “Tails”.

Leopold: Call her Millie if you want.

Leonidas: Where does that girl live?

Leopold: She lives in front of our house.

Mary: Did I just hear Leopold has a girlfriend?

Harold: Ja! And apparently, she lives in front of our house.

Mary: Well, that's a good thing.

Leopold: How about we visit her, so we can meet her family?

Harold: OK.

At Tailsko's house

Tailsko: (excited) Mother! Father! I just met this guy at school! He was looking really dreaming!

Timothy: Calm down, Tailsko. Just calm down. You were saying?

Tailsko: I met that boy at school. He’s such a handsom boy.

Rosemary: Oh, and who can it be?

Leopold: His name is Leopold.

Timothy: Leopold? That name reminds me of something...

Rosemary: Sounds like a good name. Sure hope to meet him.

Tailsko: No worries, he gave me a letter if his family would like to greet all of you.

Rosemary: Ohh, that's wonderful!

door knocks

Tailsko: Oh, that's him! *opens door*

Leopold: Hello there.

Tailsko: Glad you could make it. Mother, this is Leopold. And Leopold, this is my family.

Rosemary: Uh. Don't you think he's a bit... weird?

Tailsko: Not at all, I think he's the right one.

Leopold: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Prower.

Rosemary: Oooh. *giggles* It’s true you’re dreaming.

Leopold: The good behavior is always a good point when you meet your love.

Rosemary: How romantic you are.

Harold: So, may we come in?

Timothy: Sure.

Sonic Generations - Cutscene 3

Harold: Wait. You almost look just like me.

Timothy: Of course. Some of us even look like you.

Felix: What is going on out here? *looks at Leonard*

Both: *observes each other*

Leonard: Are you my long lost brother?

Felix: No! We just sound and look familiar.

Leonidas: I sure hope I have another clone.

Rosemary: Well now you got one.

Tom: *walks towards Leonidas* Hmmmm. I suggest this might be an interesting paradox.

Leonidas: (Oh dear god, this guy looks just like me. Don't worry, just try saying something that shares his personality) I like, Internet People!

Tom: Internet People, I see. I used to like that video back then, but right now, it became boring. Would you like to do something fun to play in my room?

Leonidas: I would love to! *goes upstairs with Tom*

Rosemary: Come in, you don’t want to stay here until a rain appears, right?

Harold: OK. *gets inside*

Leopold: Do I have a clone of me as well?

Rosemary: We used to have one named Jack, but he was way too immature. We had to send him to a mental school.

Leopold: Mein gott. That dude needs to get a life.

Tailsko: He never cared about me. That was awful.

Rosemary: It was indeed awful. Well, I will talk with your mom for a while.

Leopold: OK.

Tailsko: Wanna go to my room?

Leopold: Sure.

Harold: So, where do you work at?

Timothy: I used to work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria as the night guard, but now I pulled the white flag. I am currently working at Macaroni Grill. How about you?

Harold: R.D. Olson. It was hard-working. Some of my co-workers, including Randy, have to give me their crap daily. I'm thinking of quitting my job and finding something that suits my type.

Timothy: Okay.

Harold: Not to mention Randy always sneaks to my computer and downloads a shitload of porn.

Timothy: That dude definitively is a pork!

Harold: I know, right? Here are some photos he took last week. *gives photos to Timothy*

Timothy: My lord. That guy needs to see a phychologist.

Mary: Okay, so I went to my boss' office at work, he blamed me of making a lot of excuses. I just wasn't doing anything at all.

Rosemary: Oh dear.

(in the kitchen) Mary: And then one of my friends wanted his help, but at the next minute he left his office, his pants dropped and he slipped!

Rosemary: Ohh my god! *laughs* Did he really?

Mary: He did! It was unbelievable!

Rosemary: Even funnier than the banana peel trick.

Felix: This is my room. And that there is my brother, Milo.

Milo: Hi!

Leonard: You have a big family.

Felix: True, true. Anyway, there is my desktop computer where I use on my free time.

Leonard: May I use it, please?

Felix: Go ahead!

Leonard: Thanks! *goes on YouTube*

Milo: I wonder why Leonard is going on YouTube.

Leonard: There! *shows Chantal Goya - La Planete Merveilleuse to Felix & Milo*

Milo: What is this?

Leonard: It’s Chantal Goya. I know you’ll love it.

Felix: That doesn’t seem that bad.

Leonard: I also have a CD of her songs.

Milo: Well, we don't understand french, but we will accept your gift.

Tom: So Leonidas, you wanna see something cool I made?

Leonidas: YEAAAAH!

Tom: Check it out! *pushes button* This is a homemade Laser Buster that produces at least 6 volts and it actually burns random stuff. Watch as I point it at that balloon! *points laser at balloon* *pop*

Leonidas: *laughs and claps* You sure are a fan, of Toy Story!

Tom: Yeah, I know. I've always been a fan of Buzz Lightyear.

Leonidas: Did you make any other stuff?

Tom: Oh yeah, I also created a video game console for Tailsko on her 12th birthday. It’s a normal Xbox that reads retro & modern games.

Leonidas: I wish I can have this console for Christmas.

Tom: I’ll make millions of copies of this console, but it might take a long time. Also, I'm making some robots. It will take me a long time, as I have a lot of endoskeletons.

(In Tailsko’s room) Tailsko: Leopold, this is my room.

Leopold: Wow, you have such a wonderful room! I bet Leonard's gonna be so jealous!

Tailsko: Why thank you, dude!

Leopold: You sure have some good posters of me. I’m glad I became popular around the Internet.

Tailsko: Yeah. Hey, want to see my Glockel 19?

Leopold: OK.

Tailsko: *looks into the closet* I got it! *Super Street Fighter II - Cammy Theme* Ha-ya! Look out, world! Tailsko's here!

Leopold: That sure is a nice gun.

Tailsko: I know, right?

Leopold: I wish I can use a gun like yours.

Tailsko: Here! *gives another gun to Leopold* I bought the same gun, just in case of replacement.

Leopold: Thanks, Tailsko! I might try it out now.

Tailsko: OK.

Leopold: I need a Sonic plushie now.

Tailsko: Wait, why?

Leopold: I want that demonic hedgehog to get out of my head. *opens the closet*

Tailsko: Aren’t you talking about Sonic.exe?

Leopold: Yeah. I got nightmares of him for weeks. *sees Sonic.exe plushie* You’re still alive? Good, because you will die today! *hooks the Sonic.exe plushie at the door*

Tailsko: Did you know I played Sonic.exe?

Leopold: Wait, why did you give me this cursed game?

Tailsko: Are you sure you want to hear it? Because things aren't gonna be pretty.

Leopold: I've read many horror stories online, so maybe this one won't be so bad.

Tailsko: *sigh* Alright, here I go.

Flashback start

Tailsko: I went to Tom’s house to find him lying on the floor. I found a CD named “SONIC.EXE”. I brought it back home and asked Tom if he could turn it into a Sega Genesis cartridge. But the result wasn't pleasant, if I can say so. After I saw EXE killing Tails, I feared I would turn dark grey. And when he got out of the screen and tried to kill me, he was confused as if he thought Tails was still alive.

Silent Hill - My Heaven

Sonic.exe: *comes out of the screen while laughing evily*

Tailsko: S-Stay away from me! You monster!

Sonic.exe: *music stops* What the? I thought I killed Tails. Oh well. *goes back to the screen*

Tailsko: Huh?

Leopold: But, how did you know I could deal with him?

Tailsko: Simple, silly! I searched for people who managed to defeat that thing they call “Sonic.exe”. They were only two choices: Sonic, or you. I've watched a video of you by Cansin where you deal with that jerk. It was nicely done I decided to give it to you.

Flashback end

Leopold: I'll defeat Sonic.exe for you, for Tom, and for all his victims!

Tailsko: I wish you good luck.

Leopold: Now, time to show my shooting skills. *aims at the plushie’s heart* PREPARE TO BURN IN HELL!!! *shoots*

Tailsko: Hey, you’re doing great!

Leopold: Thank you. It’s only the first time I use a gun. And I’m doing well. *shoots the plush to death*

Vanessa: *opens door* Hey! Can you make less noises here?

Tailsko: Sorry, Vanessa. I was teaching Leopold how to use a gun.

Emerald: Howdy!

Leopold: What's up?

Vanessa: Do you really have to bring this here?

Tailsko: Aw come on, he's a really great person. Go easy on him.

Vanessa: Alright. *pulls out cigarette holder* *lights it and smokes* Hey there.

Tailsko: Vanessa!

Vanessa: What? I'm trying to look fancy.

Leopold: Meh, don't worry about that.

Vanessa: So hey, question! What kind of porn are you into?

Leopold: !

Emerald: Vanessa!

Vanessa: What? I want to know.

Leopold: ...

Vanessa: Oh my god! Now I'm curious! *chuckles*

Leopold: I'm not into that kind of stuff.

Vanessa: Alright, alright. You got lucky this time. But you better be careful when around my sister. I'll keep my eyes on you.

Leopold: Ja ja. Was auch immer. (Whatever.)

Tailsko: Um, Leopold?

Leopold: Ja?

Tailsko: I want to ask you something.

Leopold: Sure, what is it?

Tailsko: W-Will you go out with me this week-end?

Leopold: *gasps*

Pictures of Raynare flash

Leopold: Ugh. Nicht dieser scheisse wieder! (Not this shit again!)

Raynare: *jumpscares Leopold*

Leopold: Woah! *falls down* Hurensohn! (Son of a bitch!)

Tailsko: Leopold, are you OK?

Leopold: *grabs Tailsko's hand* *gets up* Hold on. *grunts*

Emerald: What's the matter, Leopold? You seem angrier than I thought.

Leopold: That Fallen Angel. You're not gonna believe what she has done to me during one single year. Diese Maniac! (That maniac!)

Tailsko: What happened?

Flashback start

Mega Man 4 (NES) - Opening (MM7 remix)

Leopold: It all strated one year ago. I was a normal human, like anyone else. I was living peacefully with my family and my friends. Until this Fallen Angel Raynare sent me to my demise by making me think I will have a girlfriend.

Tailsko: My god, that's terrible!

Leopold: It was, indeed. My family was sad and worried about me. But however, the next, I woke up and encountered the woman who brought me back to life: Rias Gremory.

Emerald: R-Rias? The Princess of Destruction?

Leopold: Ja. Thanks to her, I know what's going on.

Tailsko: What do you mean?

Leopold: My life has now a new meaning. Raynare is the leader of the Dark Side, and she will send different enemies in order to send me back to my grave. So, it's up to me and my friends to stop her in order to protect this world. I have sent her & her allies to jail five months ago, however they are planning to escape. But I know, that with your help, since I know you're the one who loves me with all your heart. We will stop my ex-girlfriend!

Flashback end

Tailsko: Leopold. That was, that was an amazing story. *hugs Leopold*

Leopold: It's OK, Tailsko. Don't cry.

Emerald: She's sometimes emotional. Maybe you said something that impressed her during that story.

Vanessa: Normally, I won't care. But since it has been on the news and you explained it, I would feel sorry for you about that.

Leopold: You don't have to, Van. *gives poster of Raynare & her allies to Vanessa*

Tailsko: Leopold, that story was so dramatic. I'll help you defeat Raynare, cutie.

Leopold: (Did she call me cutie? Does that mean she does care about what happened?)

Harold: Okay Leopold, are you ready to go back home?

Leopold: But we just got here.

Harold: I know. Maybe you can visit here again tomorrow.

Leopold: Alright. See you later, Tailsko!

Tailsko: Love you, baby! *kisses Leopold on the cheek*

Leopold: (Did she kiss me? This has got to be the best day ever in my life!)

Harold: Leopold! Are you coming?

Leopold: Ja ja! I'm coming! *leaves*

Emerald: Well, I got to admit it. You two will be great heroes!

Tailsko: Huh?

Vanessa: What was Emerald trying to say is that you & Leopold will save this world from that Fallen Angel Raynare. The one who killed Leopold.

Tailsko: I won't let her kill him again, Vanessa. I'll always be there for him.

Rosemary: Bye, have a nice day.

Leopold: Bye, Mama Prower.

Rosemary: *blushes*

(At home) Harold: Your friend has an amazing family.

Leonard: Not only that, but Felix, Milo & I had so much fun!

Leonidas: I really love Tom’s inventions!

Mary: We are proud that you made a new friend. We will promise that you can hang out with her this weekend.

Leopold: Yeah! Thank you very much! *goes upstairs in room* I better tell my friends about this. *turns on computer and goes on Skype *calls Jake, Rias, Fabrice, Traver, Steve, Jade, Leon, Noah, Flora, Kaeru & Ronald*

All: *greets Leopold simultaneously*

Leopold: Guess what?

Noah: Yeah?

Leopold: I think I have a crush on her.

Jake, Issei and Ronald: *laugh*

Fabrice: Will you cut that out? I think it's normal for someone to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, depending on what gender you are.

Leopold: I also told her what happened to me a year ago. And boy, I didn't regret telling that.

Rias: What makes you say that?

Leopold: She listened to my story, as well as her two sisters. And she understood the terrible pain I kept during one entire year.

Flora: Well, if you managed to share your pain, that's a good thing.

Leopold: But wait! I know that together, we will put an end to Raynare's reign of terror.

Rias: Wow Leopold, I... I never thought that... She would be the one... Who loves you... With all her heart.

Leopold: Ja ja.

Noah: But anyways, what do you think we shall wear for the date?

Leopold: I think I will wear a male blue school uniform.

Traver: I liked that Thanksgiving suit to be honest. Maybe I should use it again.

Kaeru: I prefer my traditional kimono.

Fabrice: Um... Maybe that suit I wore on my confirmation won't be a problem.

Ronald: My father's gonna make me dressed up as El Toreador.

Steve: A black cheap suit will be fine for me.

Jade: You know, maybe I should dress up as Harley Quinn because she looks badass.

Rias: I recently found this Purple Heart suit. I guess I can wear it.

Issei: I'll dress up like Arekusanda Akiyama.

Jake: I will wear a blue tuxedo. What about you, Noah?

Noah: Well, I'll just go with this button up-shirt. And I'll even look snazzier in this trench coat and even this trilby that I've bought.

Flora: I'll be honest, Leopold. I loved those tan colored jeans and that grey hoodie you gave me the other day. I kept them with me, so I'll wear those. I don't have to wear a mask since the animal control force is gone.

Leon: Well, I'll try to find one, even if I have to empty my parents' wardrobe.

Leorich What's going on, Fab?

Fabrice: Oh, Leorich! There you are! I got some news to tell you!

Leorich: What is it?

Fabrice: Well, Leopold just got a girlfriend named Tailsko. *shows picture of Tailsko to Leorich* And he has a crush on her right now.

Leorich: Oh really? Well, that's amazing!

Fabrice: I will ask Isabella if she wants to be there as well.

Issei: You know, Leopold, I'm pretty surprised that you’re almost close to getting in touch with her. But are you sure it's a trap?

Leopold: Well, I can't tell if it's a trap or not. No other girl can do what Raynare just did.

Issei: Oh OK, just asking.

Traver: So, what are your plans for her?

Leopold: Hanging out in the city, watching a movie and looking at the stars.

Jake: What movie do you think we shall watch?

Fabrice: Let me see. *searches on Allociné* Hey Noah!

Noah: What is it, man?

Fabrice: Remember “The Noah Movie: Sailor Moon's Revenge”?

Noah: Yes, I do remember that movie.

Fabrice: Well, it got released in cinemas!

Leopold: YEAH!!! This will be amazing!

Fabrice: Anyways, I hope you have fun with her and we'll see you later.

All: *says farewell simultaneously and logs out*

Leopold: Time to rest. *goes under blanket* *closes eyes*

Meanwhile...

Sonic SatAM - Robotnik Theme

Raynare: Aww... That's interesting. Leopold finally got a girlfriend after a whole year. Well too bad they're going to die in my hands. *calls M. Bison* Oh Vega-sama! I got some good news for you!

Bison: What is it this time, Raynare?

Raynare: Leopold just got a girlfriend! Do you know what that means? We should ruin their date!

Bison: Hmph, good to know. Listen, I'll send Balrog, Vega & Sagat to come pick you up, and once you're out, you go ruin their date.

Raynare: It's a good plan, boss.

Bison: Perfect. Alright, I'm telling the others about that. Goodbye.

Raynare: *hangs up* Leopold sure will learn not to mess with Shadaloo. *chuckles*

To be continued...

Part 2

AGKandRockman2001 Productions logo

Previously on The Angry German Kid Show sequence

The Angry German Kid Misadventures intro

Title Card

Pokémon (Anime) - Route 1

Leopold: *yawns* *gets out of bed* *walks to door and opens*

Leonard: Morning.

Leopold: Morning bro.

Leonard: I heard you yesterday with your friends.

Leopold: Ja, I told them how much I love her.

Leonard: It's OK, brother. I won't tell Dad. I know how much she's crazy for you.

Leopold: If you say so. Now if you excuse me, I have important things to do.

Leonard: Like what?

Leopold: Das geht Sie nichts an! (None of your business!) *leaves the house*

Leonard: Fein. (Fine.)

Leonidas: Is she your girlfriend?

Leonard: Maybe she is Leopold's girlfriend.

Leopold: Halt die Klappe! (Shut up!)

Leonidas: Leopold's in love!

Leopold: I said shut up!

Leonard: Looks like you are going on a date!

Leopold: *activates Mascot Response Audio*

Tailsko: It's none of your business, guys.

Leonidas: What the fuck is that?

outside

Leopold: *walking*

Fabrice: Hey there, Leopold!

Leopold: Hi! *looks at hands* What's with the ice cream in your hands?

Jade: An ice cream truck just passed by our neighborhood and we had to be the first to get some.

Leopold: Is it still here?

Ruby: Nah, it already left around 12:28.

Fabrice: Don't worry, dude. I bought a second one. *gives ice cream to Leopold*

Leopold: Thanks a lot, Fab.

Traver: So then, where are you going?

Leopold: I'm going to Tailsko's house.

Fabrice: Have a good day with her.

Ruby: Yeah, and you're gonna need it. Your chance with matching her comparisons will be a 21.6 percent. *whispers into Jade's ear* I guess he'll never get some pussy.

Jade & Ruby: *laughing*

Fabrice: *smirks* *chuckles* Tell me, Jade & Ruby. How would you like if me or Traver shoved our Pingas up your pussy?

Jade: Uh... I won't appreciate that.

Ruby: Me neither.

Fabrice: Bon. (Good.)

Traver: Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful day and we will see you later.

Leopold: Vielen Dank! (Thanks!) *continues moving forward*

Traver: It's true, I never wanted to have sex with someone. Sex is a sin and needs to be condemned.

Fabrice: People are ignorants sometimes.

Traver: Yeah...

At Tailsko's house

Leopold: *knocks at door*

Tailsko: *opens door* Oh. Why good morning. Isn't it a lovely day out here?

Leopold: Ja. So then, how much do you have on ya?

Tailsko: I have like 20 dollars. What about you?

Leopold: 55.

Tailsko: Wow. That's a lot. That should be enough to get something to eat.

Leopold: At least so.

Tailsko: You wanna come in?

Leopold: Sure. *gets inside*

Emerald: Who's there?

Tailsko: It's Leopold!

Vanessa: OK, we're coming!

Emerald & Vanessa: *go downstairs*

Emerald: Hey there, Leopold! How are you doing?

Leopold: Oh, I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

Vanessa: Just asking, did that Raynare slut leave your mind?

Leopold: Ja! You can thank your sister for that.

Tailsko: *giggles*

Emerald: So, um, why did you come here?

Leopold: I want to show you something you're not gonna forget!

Tailsko: Oooh. What is it?

(Upstairs) Leopold: Is there a punchbag?

Tailsko: I think we have one, I'm not sure.

Vanessa: We do have one. *looks in basement* *hooks punchbag in ceiling*

Tailsko: Mind if I take pictures, Leopold?

Leopold: It's OK, Tailsko. You can. *brings CD radio* *plays Street Fighter 2 (SNES) – Guile Theme* Alright then. Where's the rebel base?! If you don't talk in 5 seconds, prepare to taste the fury of Leopold Slikk!

Punchbag: …

Leopold: Time's up! *hits punchbag with keyboard* *punches punchbag* *stabs punchbag with pencil* *flipkicks punchbag* *electrifies punchbag with Atari 7800 controller* *turns into his Devil form* *hits punchbag with Wings Slash* *blasts punchbag with Keyboard Shot* *reverts to normal*

Tailsko: Wow Leopold! You're such a great fighter! How did you learn that?

Leopold: Besides fighting many enemies in my life, I never skip P.E. Class.

Tailsko: I see.

Emerald: What about the keyborad?

Leopold: Oh this? It's my primary weapon of choice. Fairly weak, but extremely durable.

Vanessa: And those demon wings?

Leopold: Just an upgrade Rias gave me. Everytime I attack an enemy, the amount of damage he takes is the double of when I'm normal.

Doorbell rings

Vanessa: I'll get it! *goes downstairs*

Emerald: Hey Vanessa! Wait for me! *goes downstairs*

Tailsko: Leopold, you didn't disappoint me for that.

Leopold: So, if you say I'm a great fighter, will you go out with me tommorow?

Tailsko: No thanks.

Leopold: WAS?!

Tailsko: Just kidding! *giggles* It would be rude not to after you asked so nicely.

Leopold: Phew. You almost got me for that one!

Tailsko: Oh, I also forgot to show you something. This. *gives Fredbear plushie to Leopold*

Leopold: Fredbear?

Tailsko: Wait, was his name Fredbear? I thought it was Golden Freddy.

Leopold: There was once a restaurant called “Fredbear's Family Diner”. However, it shut down after a kid got bitten by Fredbear on my brother's birthday.

Tailsko: Ouch. That sure was tragic.

Leopold: Ja.

Vanessa: Leopold! Tailsko! Grandpa & Grandma are here!

Leopold & Tailsko: We're coming! *go downstairs*

Tailsko: Hello there, grandpa! Hello there, grandma!

Jaropolk: Why hello there, girls.

Mona: Well, look what we have here. Your boyfriend, Leopold.

Leopold: Pleased to meet you two.

Jaropolk: Thank you for defending our grand-daughter after all these years she has been bullied.

Leopold: No problem, Grandpa Thompson. *looks at Jaropolk* Wait a second... You look familiar.

Jaropolk: I guess you can say I look like your grandfather in Episode 90 of Cansin's AGK series.

Camera shows a sneak peek of Episode 90 of Cansin's AGK series

Leopold: Oh ja... That brit...

Vanessa: Ugh... He keeps taking hate too seriously.

Vanessa: *reads one of Cansin's comments on DeviantArt* W-What is the point of this?

Mona: Yeah. He should understand people's opinions instead of acting like a child.

Leopold: Anyway, I better go before my dad beats me up again.

Tailsko: See you later, Leopold!

Vanessa: Oh Leopold!

Leopold: Ja?

Vanessa: One last thing.

Leopold: Was ist es? (What is it?)

Vanessa: *kisses Leopold on the forehead* Good luck while defeating Raynare. We don't know what she's up to.

Leopold: Sure thing.

Tailsko: Uh, Vanessa? Can you tell us what you just did?

Vanessa: What? I just wished Leopold good luck to defeat Raynare.

All: D'oh!

back home

Leopold: *opens door*

Harold: Where were you?

Leopold: Just visiting Tailsko again.

Leonidas: Leopold and Tailsko, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Leonard: *laughs*

Leopold: That's not funny!

Harold: Calm down, Leopold. Maybe you will be that fox girl's boyfriend someday. Also, your friends are waiting for you at the treehouse.

Leopold: OK. *walks to backyard exit and opens door* *walks to treehouse and climbs it* Hey there!

Jake: How is it going Leopold?

Leopold: It's just as fine, I visited Tailsko.

Fabrice: Content de l'entendre. (Good to hear.)

Rias: Grab yourself a seat, so we can start this meeting.

Leopold: *sits down*

Rias: Okay everyone, tomorrow is a big day for Leopold. We must not try to interfere with his date, you got that? This is very important for him. If we can just give them some space, there will be a chance that he will get his girlfriend.

Kaeru: Romansu no geijutsu wa anata no kokoro no mottomo fukai bubun kara kite imasu. (The art of romance comes from the deepest part of your heart)

Traver: Coming from what he said, you must try hard enough to click. That's why we have a piece of paper for you to say. It will help you on your date. Just try not to let her look. It is very important that you must keep it somewhere safe so that no one will see it.

Leopold: I will.

Issei: Good.

Jade: Yeah. Do it at the exact timing. It will be life changing, like that time when I met Fab.

Fabrice: Aw yeah, I remember that moment.

Ruby: I remember it as well. Both of you were so happy.

Ronald: Tengo una pregunta. (I have a question.) What is gonna happen if someone interferes this moment?

Fabrice: Ceci ! (This!) *punches Ronald*

Ronald: *falls down* I'm OK.

Leopold: But what if Raynare and her allies interfere this moment?

Issei: Don't worry, little brother. We won't let her take away Tailsko just like she did with Asia.

One day has passed

At Tailsko's house

(More will be written soon...)

This is the script for AGK meets Tailsko written and created by Travrinity and referenced to C13's unreleased and Atarster's upcoming episode: AGK has a girlfriend. Not going to be used anymore because I am changing my series

The characters in this film will be: Leopold, Tailsko, Emily, Jake, Kaeru, Traver, Noah, Alex, Fabrice, Rosemary, Timothy, Jaropolk (cameo), Milo, Vanessa, Emerald, Tom Thompson, and Felix Thompson.

The voice actors will feature:

  • Leopold as himself
  • Leonidas as himself
  • Emily Mason as Tailsko & Emerald Miyamoto
  • Alex as himself
  • Connor Marini as Kaeru
  • Traver as himself, Leonidas' conscience, and Tom Thompson
  • Noah as himself
  • Fabrice as himself
  • Harold as himself and Timothy Thompson
  • Alyssa Mireles as Rosemary Prower
  • BlueNewton as Milo
  • PokemonStar as Vanessa Knoxx
  • Leonard as himself and Felix Thompson.

Now here's the script:

Part 1

(Angry German Kid intro)

Teacher: Okay class, that is all there is for today. I will see you on Monday

Leopold: Just one more period and I'm done

While Leopold was going to his next class

Leopold: *opens locker* *grabs supplies for next class*

???: *footsteps*

Leopold: *closes locker*

???: Um, excuse me. Do you know where the next class is located?

Leopold: Why sure. It is upstairs in room-

Persona (PSP) OST - Maki

???: What's wrong? Is there something on me?

Leopold: *eyes turn into hearts with a sound effect that goes whoot-whoo* Not at all *snaps out* It is Room A22. It is also my next class

???: Why thank you for the help

Leopold: So, do you want to walk together to class?

???: Sure

Leopold: I'm Leopold. What is your name?

???: My name's Tailsko, and it is a pleasure to meet you *shakes hands with Leopold*

Leopold: So Tailsko, is there anything fun you're going to do?

Tailsko: Uhh, I think my family is going to see a Nickelback concert

Leopold: You like Nickelback? I loved that band!

Tailsko: You do? Well, that sounds really nice *smiles*

Leopold: *smiles back*

As they got to class

Mr. Mackey: M'kay students, my name is Mr. Mackey and I will be your sub for this class, m'kay? Now then, let's solve about the combustion of the formula CH4, which is methane, m'kay. *teaching*

Leopold: *writes letter* *whispering* Pass this to Tailsko

Jake: *takes note* *whispering* Pass this to Tailsko

Kaeru: *takes note* *whispering* Pass this to Tailsko-san

Noah: *takes note * *whispering* Pass this to Tailsko

Fabrice: *takes note* *whispering* Here you go

Tailsko: *takes note and reads it* *looks at Leopold*

Leopold: *smiles politely*

Tailsko: *mouthing* (I would love to)

Mr. Mackey: Now what is this you got there? *reads note* Hmm. *stares at Leopold*

Leopold: .....

Mr. Mackey: Leopold, are you the one responsible for passing down this note, m'kay?

Leopold: Uhhhhhhh

Tailsko: *nods*

Leopold: Ja (Yes)

Mr. Mackey: Well let's try not to do that again m'kay. Do you really think love at first sight exists?

Leopold: No?

Mr. Mackey: M'kay then. Back to work everyone.

Leopold: *takes down notes* *looks at Tailsko*

Tailsko: *thumbs up*

Leopold: *smiles*

school bell rings

Mr. Mackey: M'kay everyone, class is dismissed. See you all next week, m'kay.

Leopold: Whoo! *leaves*

At the house

Leopold: Hello dad

Harold: Well hello son, how was school?

Leopold: It was good. I met this girl who was very pretty.

Harold: What is her name?

Leopold: Tailsko

Harold: .......Okay? What else happened?

Leopold: She agreed if we could meet her family

Harold: Without even asking one of us?! You know what, that is fine with me

Leopold: Does that mean you'll go

Harold: Yes

Leopold: Thank you very much!

Harold: I'll get everyone to come with us.

At Tailsko's house

Tailsko: Hey mother, I just met this guy at school. He was looking really dreaming.

Rosemary: Oh, and who would that be?

Tailsko: His name is Leopold

Rosemary: Sounds like a good name. Sure hope to meet him

Tailsko: No worries, he gave me a letter if his family would like to greet all of you

Rosemary: Ohh, that's wonderful!

door knocks

Tailsko: Oh, that's him! *opens door*

Leopold: Hello there

Tailsko: Glad you could make it. Mother, this is Leopold. And Leopold, this is my family.

Rosemary: Uh. Don't you think he's a bit...weird?

Tailsko: Not at all, I think he's the right one

Harold: So, may we come in?

Timothy: Sure

Harold: Wait. You almost look just like me.

Timothy: What do you know, we do

Felix: What is going on out here? *looks at Leonard*

Both: *observes each other*

Leonard: Are you my long lost brother?

Felix: No! We just sound and look familiar

Leonidas: I sure hope I have another clone

Rosemary: Well now you got one

Tom: *walks towards Leonidas* Hmmmm. I suggest this might be an interesting paradox.

Leonidas: (Oh dear god, this guy looks just like me. Don't worry, just try saying something that shares his personality) I like, Internet People!

Tom: Internet People I see. I used to like that video back then, but right now, that has passed. Would you like to do something fun to play in my room?

Leonidas: I would love to! *goes upstairs with Tom*

Harold: So where do you work at?

Timothy: I used to work at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, but now I retired. I am currently working at Macaroni Grill. How about you?

Harold: R.D. Olson. It was hard-working. Some of my co-workers, except Randy, have to give me their crap daily. I'm thinking of quitting my job and finding something that suits my type.

Timothy: Okay

Mary: Okay, so I went to my boss' office at work, he accused me of making a lot of excuses. I just wasn't doing anything at all.

Rosemary: Oh dear

Mary: And then one of my friends wanted his help, but at the next minute he left his office, his pants dropped and he slipped!

Rosemary: Ohh my god! *laughs* Did he really?

Mary: He did! It was unbelievable!

Felix: This is my room. And that there is my brother, Milo

Milo: Hi

Leonard: You have a big family

Felix: Yeah, living with one gets rough as it grows. But anyway, there is my desktop computer where I use on my free time. And right here is a couple of CDs I found from a stranger. He didn't bother seeing that I snatched it while he wasn't looking. I even took the blueprints.

Leonard: What did that stranger look like?

Felix: He had black shades, leather gloves, and a lizard t-shirt. I think these can fix the interior of it by inserting the disc. These can destroy viruses if I can conclude.

Tom: You wanna see something cool I made?

Leonidas: YEAAAAH!

Tom: Check it out *pushes button* This is a homemade laser sword that produces at least 6 volts and it actually burns shit. Watch as I point it at that balloon *points laser at balloon* *pop*

Leonidas: *laughs and claps* You are the very first jedi, to ever use, laser from, StyroPyro

Tom: How did you know that channel?

Leonidas: I looked it up on Youtube!

Tom: Neat. You know, I could enhance this to produce a scorching blue flame instead of a laser and make a few copies of these. Hey, maybe you could be my assistant if I get the chance.

Leonidas: I'd love to!

Tom: Good. Meet me here on Tuesday and we will get to work.

Leonidas: *leaves*

Leopold: Hey Tailsko

Tailsko: Yeah?

Leopold: Do you want to see my friends after this?

Tailsko: Ummmmmm...maybe tomorrow

Leopold: Okay then

Tailsko: Oh, and have you ever met my other sisters? This is Emerald and this is Vanessa

Emerald: Howdy

Vanessa: Do you really have to bring this here?

Tailsko: Aw come on, he's a really great person. Go easy on him

Vanessa: Alright. *pulls out cigarette holder* *lights it and smokes* Hey there

Tailsko: Vanessa!

Vanessa: What? I'm trying to look fancy

Harold: Okay Leopold, are you ready to go back home?

Leopold: But we just got here

Harold: I know. Maybe you can visit here again tomorrow

Leopold: Alright

The Slikk Family leaves

Rosemary: Bye, have a nice day

At home

Harold: Your friend has an amazing family

Leonard: Not only that, but Felix taught me how to make these DVDs

Leonidas: I really love lethal strobe lights!

Mary: We are proud that you made a new friend. We will promise that you can go with her to that Nickelback concert.

Leopold: Yeah! Thank you very much! *goes upstairs in room* I better tell my friends about this *turns on computer and goes on skype* *calls Jake, Traver, Cansin, Noah, Kaeru, and Ronald*

All: *greets Leopold simultaneously*

Leopold: Guess what?

Noah: Yeah?

Leopold: I think I have a crush on her

Jake and Ronald: *laughs*

Traver: Will you cut that out. I think it's normal for someone to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, depending on what gender you are.

Noah: But anyways, has any of you seen any of my discs that can eliminate any traces of viruses? I used all of my mind to gently engrave the sides to an image similar to a circuit board. I even transferred every antivirus software into them for the finishing touch.

Leopold: No

Alex: Never heard of them during the US Navy era

Kaeru: I don't know much about computer science

Ronald: *nods no*

Traver: Sorry bro

Jake: Haven't seen them

Noah: Ugh *puts fingers on eyebrows* I can't believe it. This is worst than the Observer finding out which is which.

Observer: *enters kitchen* *looks in cookie box* *gets angry and destroys coffee maker* WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS ATE ALL OF MY COOKIES?!!

next scene shows Noah Riegel with cookie crumbs on his face and Noah Maxwell just minding his own business

Noah R.: Uhhhh......he did

Noah M.: What?

Observer: GET OVER HERE BITCH! *lunges at Maxwell and beats the living hell out of him*

Noah R.: *looks at screen* *shrugs with a smirk and short chuckle*

Chorus: Lying! Prank your roommate to death!

Traver: I'm pretty surprised that your almost close to getting in touch with her. What are your plans for her?

Leopold: Going to see Nickelback

Alex: Nickelback? Why listen to rock coming from those kanucks?

(NOTE: I do not mean to harm or insult this band)

Traver: Thou shall not take upon racism!

Alex: Sorry sir

Traver: Anyways, I hope you have fun with her and we'll see you later

All: *says farewell simultaneously and logs out*

Leopold: Time to rest *goes under blanket* *closes eyes*

(To be continued)

Part 2

(Angry German Kid intro)

Leopold: *yawns* *gets out of bed* *walks to door and opens*

Leonard: Morning

Leopold: Morning bro

Leonard: I heard you yesterday with your friends

Leopold: *shrinks pupil* You didn't!

Leonard: Don't worry, I won't tell. I know how much she's crazy for you, and if you don't want to lose her, you better play ball with me

Leopold: *light shrug* *takes out ball from pocket and tosses it to Leonard*

Leonard: *catch* *tosses ball to Leopold*

Leopold: *catch* Wait a minute, how did you know I had a ball? *throws ball on Leonard's head*

Leonard: *bonk!* Ow!

Leopold: Now if you excuse me, I have important things to do

Leonard: Like what?

Leopold: Nothing *leaves the house*

outside

Leopold: *walking*

Traver: Hello Andreas

Leopold: Hi *looks at hands* What's with the ice cream in your hands?

Alex: An ice cream truck just passed by our neighborhood and we had to become the first to reach that objective

Leopold: Is it still here?

Noah: Nah, it already left around 12:28

Leopold: *tilts head down*

Traver: Cheer up man, there's always next time

Leopold: I guess your right

Traver: So then, where you heading?

Leopold: Tailsko's house

Traver: Have a good day with her

Noah: Yeah, and you're gonna need it. Your chance with matching her comparisons will be a 21.6 percent. *whispers into Alex's ear* I guess he'll never get some pussy

Alex and Noah: *laughing*

Traver: *pushes ice cream into Alex & Noah's faces* *splat* Inappropriate humor. Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful day and we will meet you soon.

Leopold: Thanks *continues moving forward*

Alex & Noah: *cones drop off their faces*

Noah: *sad tone* My ice cream

Traver: It's okay. We'll go to Walmart and buy a box of Blue Bunny Orange dream popsicles

Alex: You have dishonored me

Traver: It will be fine

At Tailsko's house

Leopold: *knocks on door*

Tailsko: *opens door* Oh. Why good morning. Isn't it a lovely day out here?

Leopold: Ja. So then, how much do you have on ya?

Tailsko: I have like 20 dollars. What about you?

Leopold: 55

Tailsko: Wow. That's a lot. That should be enough to get something to eat.

Leopold: Atleast so

Tailsko: You wanna come in?

Leopold: I'm fine, I am just here to visit.

Tailsko: Oh. Well, okay. See you tomorrow

Leopold: Bye

Tailsko: *closes door*

back home

Leopold: *opens door*

Harold: Where were you?

Leopold: Just visiting Tailsko again

Harold: Okay then. Also, your friends are waiting for you at the treehouse.

Leopold: K. *walks to backyard exit and opens door* *walks to treehouse and climbs it* Hello

Jake: How is it going Leopold?

Leopold: It's just as fine, I visited Tailsko

Traver: Good to hear. Grab yourself a seat so we can start this meeting.

Leopold: *sits down*

Traver: Okay everyone, tomorrow is a big day for Leopold. We must not try to interfere with his date, you got that? This is very important for him. If we can just give them some space, there will be a chance that he will get his girlfriend.

Kaeru: Romansu no geijutsu wa anata no kokoro no mottomo fukai bubun kara kite imasu (The art of romance comes from the deepest part of your heart)

Traver: Coming from whatever he said, you must try hard enough to click. That's why we have a piece of paper for you to say. It will help you on your date. Just try not to let her look. It is very important that you must keep it somewhere safe so that no one will see it.

Leopold: I will

Traver: Good.

Noah: Yeah. Do it at the exact timing. It will be life changing, like that one time I woke up with a parasite in my right arm.

Migi: Noah. You have to listen to me clearly.

Noah: What is it that you need?

Migi: The world is in grave danger. We must work together to defeat every parasitic hostility that wants to kill me, you, and mankind.

Noah: Okay then

Parasyte: The Maxim opening theme plays while showing images of Noah's parasitic arm killing the victims infected by other parasites, such as Bubsy, Levar Brown, Barney, Caillou, Sailor Moon, and more and shows a scene that is referenced to the last part of the opening

Noah: And that is why I had to cut my arm off. Luckily it didn't get into my brain.

Traver: I can regenerate that for you *casts spell*

Noah: *grows arm back* Wow, thanks Trav

Traver: No problem. Anyways, I think that is all we have for today. Let's enjoy some food to eat.

Migi: *appears in window* (He doesn't do anything in this part)

1 day has passed

at Tailsko's house

Tailsko: Hmm......I don't know what to where. It's so hard to choose from when going on a date. Maybe these clothes? No.

door knock

Tailsko: Come in!

Emerald: *opens door* Hello

Tailsko: Oh hey sis

Emerald: Have you made your decision yet?

Tailsko: No. I just can't pick what I should wear.

Emerald: Let's check in my room. I have plenty of dazzling dresses.

Tailsko: Alright

at Emerald's room

Emerald: Okay, we should start this makeup by applying some eyeliner *applies eyeliner on eyes*

Tailsko: Ooh. I think that will work great

Emerald: And then we got to dab some blush on those cheeks. *hums* There. And let me find a good dress for you. *hums* Oh. Here we go. Will this one work for you?

Tailsko: ........Yes

somewhere next to the concert entrance

Leopold: What is taking her so long?

Kaeru: Be patient. As time goes by, the following event will pass by.

Traver: That's right. We all have to wait. Just relax.

Tailsko: *Chaka Khan - I'm every Woman plays* *walks straight*

Emerald: *nodding*

Tailsko: *continues walking*

Jake: *music changes to Boyz 2 Men - I'll make love to you*

Kaeru: *music changes to R.E.M. - It's the end of the world*

Tailsko: *music fades* Are you ready?

Leopold: Yes.

Both: *walks to stand*

Random Ticket Taker: Tickets please?

Leopold: Here you go

Ticket Taker: *takes tickets* Enjoy

Leopold: After you madam

Tailsko: Thank you. That is very polite of you. *walks to concert*

Leopold: *walks to concert*

(To be continued)

Part 3

(Angry German Kid intro)

Leopold: Here is our spots. Ladies first

Tailsko: Thanks *gets seated*

Leopold: *gets seated*

back at the entrance

Jake: How long do you think this will end?

Traver: About 2 hours. Eventually it won't be that bad.

Noah: Hello master

Traver: Oh hey there Noah and Alex. What brings you two here?

Alex: We're just here to go see that concert.

Traver: I thought you didn't like Nickelback

Alex: What do you mean? I don't hate it, it's just different

Traver: Alright then. Have fun.

Noah & Alex: *walks to entrance*

Alex: *turns around* See you later

Traver: Try not to do anything stupid

Alex: I won't. I promise

back to the show

Tailsko: Oh, it's starting!

Nickelback playing Lullaby

Leopold: This feels nice *lays back*

Tailsko: *looks at Leopold* *lays back and smiles*

Leopold: *looks at Tailsko* Do you ever think this will be our best moment?

Tailsko: Why yes. It's our first time to see our favorite band with each other. Do you think we will be able to cherish this?

Leopold: Ja

Tailsko: Same with me

Alex: *views Leopold & Tailsko with binoculars* Yuck. Who would ever have a relationship with an animal?

Noah: At least she's human

Alex: I don't care. This is a sin. People should not ever do bestiality.

Noah: I don't think you understand what that means.

Alex: Well of course. They haven't been engaged yet. And to think young love is bad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a leak.

Noah: But we just got here

Alex: It's fine *leaves seat and walks to bathroom*

Leopold: Okay *takes out script without anyone noticing and reads* *pushes script back into pocket* Okay. Tailsko, you are a glittering blossom full of wisdom and kindness.

Tailsko: *blushes and giggle* That sounds sweet of you

Leopold: You are the one who has ever been admired for such a lovely face you have

Tailsko: Ohhh. *smiles* That is true.

Leopold: And with you around, I will always be there for you to aid

Tailsko: Awwww. I guess we could be more closer to be BF and GF, but there is something I have to say for you.

Leopold: Yeah?

Tailsko: I don't...want to be your girlfriend.

Leopold: What? What do you mean by that?

Tailsko: I just think that we're not right and that we have to see others that suits us. Just like what Mr. Mackey said, love at first sight doesn't exist. I'm sorry Leopold, but this is what I had to say for you. *gets up from seat and leaves*

Leopold: *frowns and tilts head down* No

Chad Kroeger: That is all we have to play for tonight! Thank you for coming and have a good night!

Crowd: *applauses and leaves*

Tailsko: *walks sadly*

Alex: *leaves bathroom and sees Tailsko* (Wait, why is she leaving?)

at the entrance

Tailsko: *walks out of entrance*

Traver: So, how did it go?

Tailsko: It was fine. I just can't handle this, I'm sorry *walks away, sad*

Traver: I wonder what happened

Leopold: *walks out of entrance*

Traver: Leopold, did something happen?

Leopold: No. Tailsko doesn't want to be my girlfriend.

Traver: Oh no. And I thought the plan would have worked.

Leopold: Well it didn't. Now I have to live life in gloom. *walks away*

Kaeru: *sigh* Mā, kuso ga okorimasu (Oh well, shit happens). And I can't believe I worn this for no reason. I'm out of here *leaves*

Jake: Poor Leopold. If only he had one more chance for her.

Traver: I can predict that

Jake: That's cool. Goodbye *leaves*

Alex: *runs out of entrance* Traver, u menya yest' nekotoryye plokhiye novosti, kotorrye ya tol'ko chto ya byl svidetelem! (Traver, I have some bad news that I just witnessed)

Traver: Slow down and tell me what happened

Alex: Did she already leave?

Traver: Yes. Did you do something?

Alex: No. I just saw her left and I had no clue why

Traver: Leopold told us that she doesn't want to be his girlfriend anymore

Alex: Oh. *takes out walkie-talkie* *pushes button* *beep* Mission failed, over.

Traver: *on walkie-talkie* Got it, over. *puts away walkie-talkie* Well, this is not good.

Alex: What are we going to-

Traver: Wait until he gets here, then you can talk

Noah: *walks outs of entrance* I saw what happened and it did not look pleasant

Alex: That's nice. Anyways, what are we going to do now?

Traver: This *grabs Noah and Alex's head and bonks them together* *conk*

Both: Ow!

Alex: What was that for sir?

Traver: That's for wasting my time, now let's go

Noah: *sticks out tongue*

Traver: Try that again

Noah: *sticks out tongue*

Traver: *sprinkles dirt on tongue*

Noah: *spits it out*

Traver: You going?

Noah: Yeah okay

All: *leave*

at Tailsko's house

Tailsko: *opens door*

Rosemary: Welcome back Tailsko. How was your date?

Tailsko: It was fine. I just want to be alone right now! *runs to room*

Rosemary: Oh. Well that doesn't sound good.

at Leopold's house

Lucas King - Hurt plays

Leopold: *tears fall out of eyes* *camera shows view of Leopold's hand holding a picture of Tailsko* Why. Why did she rejected me? We had a lot in common.

Leonard: *opens Leopold's bedroom door* Hello bro, how was your date?

Leopold: It was okay. Tailsko didn't want to be my girlfriend because I was not her type.

Leonard: Bummer. I sure hope there's another way to-

Leopold: THERE WON'T BE!! I just want to be left alone right now

Leonard: You could just have one last chance

Leopold: *wipes tears off face* You're right. I got to do this!

at Tailsko's room

Tailsko: *looks at picture of Leopold* *cuts picture in half* *cries*

Peter Gabriel - In your Eyes

Tailsko: Huh? *looks out window*

Leopold: *holding boombox up high*

Tailsko: ......

Leopold: (Please. Give me one more chance for this.)

Fabrice: *appears next to Tailsko*

Leopold: *shocked expression* (What?!)

Fabrice: (Oh no)

Leopold: *breaks into tears* *throws boombox at trash cans and runs away to home*

Tailsko: ....... (Oh no. I have made the wrong decision. I knew it was a bad idea to reject his offer.)

Fabrice: I wonder what all that is about

Tailsko: Fabrice

Fabrice: Yeah?

Tailsko: Get out of my house

Fabrice: What? What do you-

Tailsko: I said get out!

Fabrice: Okay, okay! Bye *leaves house*

back to Leopold's house

door knocks

Leonard: *opens door* So, how did it went?

Leopold: Even worse. Now she's with another guy. I'm done with today and I want to be left alone! *runs upstairs* *opens bedroom door* *sits on bed* ...........Fuck my life

THE END

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