This is the script of "AGK VS Angry Sims Kid" by UsefulVideos and is similar to AGKandvideomaker2000.
The characters in this episode are: Leopold, Harold, Fabrice, Sim, Adam & Suxdik
The actors in this episode will be:
- Leopold as himself
- Harold as himself
- Fabrice as himself
- Sim as himself
- Adam as himself
- Sukdix as himself
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The Angry German Kid Show intro
Leopold: Unreal Tournament time! JA!! Open the game, right now! Or else, I will be sent to school!
Harold: Leopold, get your fucking ass to school right now!
Leopold: NEIN! I don't give a shit about the school
Harold: Get your fucking ass to school! Or else i will-
Leopold: I know. Do you think I am fucking stupid?? I TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL AND THAT'S FUCKING FINAL!!
Harold: GO TO SCHOOL!! OR ELSE, I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU SO HARD IF YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL!!
Leopold: YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING FATHER IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!
Leopold: Hello fucking school. HEY!! What is this bullcrap doing in my desk?
Fabrice: That's all your worksheets you have to do Leopold because of your miserable behaviour. *clears throat* Okay, students, we have a new student here. Hello there, what is your name?
Sim: My name is Sim Von Kirk. I am at this school because I got forced by my dad to go to Germany!
Fabrice: Hmmmmm... That's a completely stupid reason for you to be sent to this school.
Sim: It's not my fault if my dad sent me here for being a bad boy.
Fabrice: Whatever, take a sit next to Leopold Slikk.
Leopold: I don't want anyone to sit next to me, you dumbass.
Fabrice: LEOPOLD SLIKK!! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!
Leopold: Fine! This class is so fucking weird.
Sim: This school already sucks after I am in this fucking classrom. Wait! I will send sex photos to Leopold.
Leopold: Sim sent me a image. I don't know what is this unknown image he sent to me. Anyways, let's see the image. *looks at photo* EWWWW!! WHAT A FUCKING PERVERT!! I FUCKING HATE SEX PHOTOS!! *rises hand up* TEACHER, SIM IS SENDING SEX PHOTOS TO ME!!
Fabrice: Leopold, do not lie! Sim will never do that thing to you, so stop lying!
Leopold: Check Sim's fucking desk! AND STOP BLAMING ME FOR A VERY STUPID REASON!!
Fabrice: LEOPOLD SLIKK!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT WATCHING YOUR LANGUAGE?? GET YOUR ASS TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!! RIGHT NOW!!
Sim: *laughs* I love how his ass is bleeding. *continues to laugh*
Fabrice: SIM VON KIRK!!! WHAT THE DEVIL IS WRONG WITH YOU??
Sim: There is nothing wrong with me! Sending pornography to Leopold, is nothing wrong!
Fabrice: SIM VON KIRK!!!! WHAT IS IN YOUR GODDAMN MIND?? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEND PORNOGRAPHY TO ANY STUDENT!! GET YOUR MIDGET ASS TO THE PRINCIPAL OFFICE, RIGHT NOW!!
Sim: Go to hell, you bitch!
At Principal Sukdix's office
Sukdix: Sim, why did you got send here?
Sim: Because I was sending pornography to Leopold.
Sukdix: OH MY LORD!!! SIM VON KIRK, YOU PERVERT!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SEND PORNOGRAPHY TO LEOPOLD OR ANY STUDENT!! NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU PERVERT!!
Sim: FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING PRINCIPAL SAID!! LEOPOLD IS GONNA FUCKING GET IT!!
Back with Leopold
Leopold: I wanna kill you, you son of a bitch! Stop shooting at me- ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HE KILLED ME!! That's so fucking unfair!
Sim: LEODICK FUCKING SLIKK!!! I AM GONNA GET MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR GETTING ME IN TROUBLE!!
Leopold: It's not my fault for your bullshit! You got yourself in trouble! And leave alone, you fairy cocksucker!! That's because you are fucking sucking a-
Sim: *throws a Laptop to Leopold*
Fabrice: SIM VON KIRK!!! COME WITH ME!! YOU ARE IN DEEP DEEP TROUBLE!!
At Principal Sukdix's office, again...
Sukdix: SIM, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? HOW DARE YOU THROW ONE OF OUR SCHOOL LAPTOPS TO LEOPOLD?? YOU KNOW THAT A SCHOOL LAPTOP COSTS 100$ TO GET REPLACED!! THAT'S SO IT!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK!! GO HOME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I WILL CALL YOUR FATHER FOR ALL YOUR ACTIONS!!
Meanwhile, at Sim's new house
Adam: *beats the crap out of Sim* I cannot believe that you are suspended for a week! You are grounded until your suspension is over. Now go to your room, you fucking asshole.
Sim: Fuck! This sucks ass. Leopold is gonna pay for this! WAIT! I have a plan to go to Leopold's house to get him. I will open the IP Tracker on my stupid Laptop to find where Leopold's house is at. Now open the IP Tracker, you stupid piece of crap. NOW! My Laptop is so fucking slow. The IP Tracker is loaded. Now let's find where Leopold lives. *laughs* You are so dead when I come to your house, Leopold! *continues to laugh*
At Leopold's house
Leopold: Finally! Home sweet home. I am home, away from that stupid idiot, Sim. I am happy that stupid brat is suspended from my school. OK. Now, let's celebrate now that Sim is gone.
Leopold: Who could ring at my door at this hour? That's very weird to ring at this hour. Anyways, let's see who is at the door. *gets hit by Sim's laptop* *falls to the ground*
Sim: I am gonna kill you, Leopold! This is what you will get for getting me in trouble at school.
Leopold: NOBODY MESSES WITH ME YOU FUCKTARD!!
Leopold and Sim: *fight with their keyboard and laptop*
Leopold: *jumps at Sim* *breaks door* *smashes his keyboard at Sim* ARGHHHHHHHHH!!! TAKE THIS YOU IDIOT!! TAKE THIS, AND THIS!! TAKE THAT!! (2x) YOU STUPID ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
After the fight
Leopold: Alright, listen to me! If you plan to get revenge on me... ONCE MORE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE... YOU ARE GOING TO SAY GOODBYE TO ALL YOUR ENTIRE LIFEEEEE!! Now I am gonna-
Sim: WAIT! I never wanted this to happen.
Leopold: Then why did you sent my that horrible sex photo to me?
Sim: Because I like pornography.
Leopold: Why would like pornography if you're only 8-years old?! If you shouldn't do that before, none of this would happen.
Sim: Please forgive me, I am really sorry for this. It really hurts. I won't do that again.
Leopold: Ok, if you don't want this to happen again. Don't send any hentai to me.
Sim: Ok, I'm going back home.
Leopold: *goes to his room*
Sim: *goes to his house*
Leopold: Finally! Ja! Sim and me are not enemies anymore. This is great! Now I am gonna celebrate this.