This is the script of "AGK's grandpa returns" written by AGKandRockman2001 and is similar to Atarster's version of this episode.
The characters in this episode will be: Leopold, Harold, Leonard, Leonidas, Barry & Rias.
The voice actors will feature:
- Leopold as himself
- Harold as himself
- Leonard as himself
- Leonidas as himself
- Barry as himself
- CrazyNelsonSisters as Rias
Enjoy reading the script:
AGKandRockman2001 Productions logo
The Angry German Kid Show intro
Leopold: Heilige scheisse. (Holy shit.) That dream was so horrible! I dreamed of Mickey Mouse, Fredbear, Dohnaseek, Kalawarner, Mittelt, and even Raynare! I swear, I'm gonna get my revenge on those morons someday! Positive thinking. Let's play some UT and forget about it.
Harold: Come downstairs, Leopold! I have something to tell you!
Leopold: I'm coming, dad!
(Downstairs) Harold: Listen to me, boys.
Leopold: So, what do you want to tell us?
Harold: After 7 months, your grandfather is declared dead.
Leonard: 7 months? Why couldn't you tell that earlier?
Harold: I had no news from him for about 2 months, and I realized that he was dead. However, it took me 5 months to try to find a way to announce it without harming you.
Barry: *breaks door* Wer hat gesagt, ich sei tot? (Who said I was dead?)
Leopold, Leonard & Leonidas: *run away while screaming*
Harold: Come in, dad.
Barry: Hallo, mein son! (Hello, son!)
Harold: It's great to see you again, dad! I thought you were dead!
Barry: After I fell down that cliff, I landed underwater.
Harold: How did you survive underwater?
Barry: I was able to swim to France. I stayed there for 3 months, then I visited England for 4 months.
Barry: And then, I decided to come back to Mannheim.
Harold: WOW! You sure were brave!
Barry: You can be proud of your dad. Anyway, where are Leopold & his brothers?
Harold: They are upstairs, dad.
(Upstairs) Leopold: This is bullshit. That Grumpy wasn't dead the whole time!
Leonard: Don't worry about that, bro.
Leonidas: He used to puke at me when I was 2.
Leopold: Take it easy, Leonidas. Maybe we should watch some Cyprien.
(In the corridor) Barry: *walks towards Leopold's room*
(In Leopold's room) Leopold, Leonard & Leonidas: *laughing*
Leopold: That french dude is hilarious! Oh god! That guy has weird dreams on how school would be better!
Leonard: I couldn't stop laughing!
Leonidas: I wanna go to France and meet Cyprien!
Leopold: I agree with you.
Barry: *breaks door with axe*
Leonard: What the heck? Is someone breaking your bedroom door?
Leopold: Maybe it was our grand- *screams* *Mega Man 8 - Wily Appears (MM7 remix by PrincessZelda2020)* Oh nein! It's our dumb grandpa! And he is ready for Round 2!
Barry: Barry's back in the house, motherfuckers!
Leonard: We are going to die!
Leonidas: We must hide, right now!
Barry: Alright, boys! I'm coming inside that room with my chainsaw! *pulls out chainsaw* *slices door with chainsaw* Alright you pricks! Where the fuck are you?
Leopold: *sniff* Ewww. What is this smell? Did you just fart, Leonidas?
Barry: Is that you, Leopold?
Leonard: It smells horrible in there!
Leonidas: Sorry. I couldn't help it. Curse those beans!
Barry: Hey! I heard you from the closet, boys!
Leopold, Leonard & Leonidas: *break closet door* *run away while screaming*
Barry: *chases Leopold and his brothers*
(In the entry) Harold: *walking*
Leopold, Leonard & Leonidas: *run away while screaming*
Barry: *chases Leopold and his brothers* Get your sorry asses over there, you little shits!
Harold: Oh mein gott. Something terrible is happening to the boys.
(Outside) Leopold, Leonard & Leonidas: *run away while screaming*
Rias: What is going on?
Barry: *chases Leopold and his brothers* Come back here! I'm not done with you, boys!
Rias: Oh my gosh! That old man is about to kill Leopold and his brothers!
(In the streets) Leopold, Leonard & Leonidas: *run away while screaming*
Barry: *chases Leopold and his brothers* Come back here right now!
Rias: Hold it right this instant!
(At the lake) Leopold: Schiesse. (X2) This is a dead end.
Leonard: That child molester is about to kill us, and this will be our final chapter!
Leonidas: Please tell me it's a nightmare!
Barry: Well, it's Game Over for you, jackasses!
Leopold, Leonard & Leonidas: *scream*
Barry: Time's up, boys! All of you are going to hell!
Leopold: Oh ja? How about this? *turns into Devil form* I'll show you that I'm not a pipsqueak, you old prick!
Leonard: Don't let this fool get into you!
Barry: I have had enough of you, Leopold! *runs into Leopold*
Barry: *gets hit by Dark Hadoken*
Rias: Don't mess with my servant, you deadbeat!
Leopold: What the hell are you doing, Rias?
Rias: I finished off your grandfather before he could harm you and your brothers.
Leopold: Thanks a lot, Rias.
Barry: *gets up* Oh gosh. (X2) What on earth just happened?
Rias: You were about to kill your grandkids, and that showed that you want to go to hell.
Barry: I did want to kill them, but I don't want to harm them anymore.
Rias: If you really think that, then apologize to Leopold.
Barry: I'm very sorry that I wanted to kill you, your brothers, and your friends.
Leopold: Apology accepted, gramps.
Barry: I will promise not to harm you.
Rias: Besides, there is something I want to let you know.
Barry: What is it, ma'am?
Rias: Insulting my servants warrants death.
Barry: … Wait a minute. Is Leopold your servant?
Rias: Well, actually, he is. Maybe your son Harold never told you about this. But your grandson Leopold has been attacked by a Fallen Angel who disguised herself as an innocent girl.
Leopold: She is right, gramps. Behind an innocent girl can hide your worst nightmare. *shows photos of Raynare to Barry*
Barry: *looks at photos* I'm kinda confused. Will this happen to him again?
Rias: Litteraly, it is impossible for a girl to do this, but Raynare is the only exception. Not to mention that Fallen Angels have dirty tricks up their sleeves.
Barry: Leopold, can I tell you something?
Leopold: Ja, was ist es? (Yes, what is it?)
Barry: If you ever bring a girl to your house, I'll keep an eye on her. Just in case.
Leonard: Mama Rias! *hugs Rias*
Barry: Mama? Mama Rias! *laughs*
Rias: Just in case you didn't know, I cheered up Leonard after his brother's death. How rude of you.
Barry: Sorry about that.
Rias: Apology accepted, Grandpa Slikk.
Leopold: Wanna watch at my house with Rias, grandpa?
Barry: I would love to, Leopold.
Leopold: Let's go to my house.
Leopold, Barry & Rias: *leave*
Leonard: Wait for us!
Leonard & Leonidas: *leave*
At Leopold's house
Barry: *goes to the living room*
Leopold: Grandpa, where are you going?
Barry: I'm gonna have a talk with your father. I'll back in a few minutes.
Barry: Alright son, why didn't you tell me about it?
Harold: What are you talking about?
Barry: Don't play dummies with me! You already know what I'm talking about.
Barry: Tell me why you didn't tell me about Leopold's death 9 months ago?
Harold: Please forgive me for this, dad. I feared that you would have a heart attack if I told it to you.
Barry: Nice try, but that red-hair girl told me about it. And I understood what is going on with Leopold. For not letting me know this tragic event, I'm going to beat you up to death!
Barry: *beats up Harold*